Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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