oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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