Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
