I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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