Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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