I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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