i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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