Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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