We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
His nipple licking is glorious
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