what if every blade of grass was a penis?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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