Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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