In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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