also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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