People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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