i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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