hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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