You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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