i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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