Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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