Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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