I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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