Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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