We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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