Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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