i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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