in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
are you so shy because you have an std?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Randomize
