He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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