Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
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