If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I understand Curling. That high.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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