So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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