dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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