Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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