Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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