What a fucking waste of an outfit
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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