Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
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My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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