I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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