Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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