So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Randomize
