i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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