Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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