You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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