out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Who died my cat blue again?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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