It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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