I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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