Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Go christen that room with your naked body.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Randomize
