I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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