he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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