these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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