If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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