everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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