OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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